713-4th-ward-g:

whosurdaddynj:

wow tadpoles in mouth that’s so crazy

Yeah son I don’t know how to explain this to you but those arent tadpoles.

(Source: gurukennedy, via ichkiffnichtmehr)

A Message to All Boys:

theprincess-bride:

Wearing eyeliner doesn’t make you “girly” or “gay” a lot of girls actually find it attractive. If you wanna put concealer on that pimple go ahead. It doesn’t make you less of a man. Makeup is not intrinsically feminine. Don’t let society’s screwed up gender roles stop you from expressing yourself.

(via myflawedfairytale)

kineticpsychopathy:

barkharley:

IT IS THE FIRST OF OCTOBER

IT IS TIME

TIME FOR SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS

Tis time

(via grapenoseb0y)

spinechilling:

vivi-shiba:

j-aws:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

yay its back.

so…
I half jokingly reblogged this yesterday cos I thought it was a nice picture…
and was like oh wow I only get wishes on birthdays what would I wish for?!?!?! how about gainful employment L0L

… and like…

I have a job now? That I never applied for? That someone just called me up and said “here, have this”? In a place I really really like?

So like… h8ers gonna h8 or something

wow i really hope this works or i’ll be hella disappointed

(via klainer101)

grapenoseb0y:

lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me

PREACH

miagiovanna:

ME as hell

(Source: betweengameshows, via grapenoseb0y)

umbriss:

thesmuggledplum:

heart-snatchers:

YOU KNOW WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS AGAIN MOTHER FUCKERS

What the actual fuck hahahaha

(via awake-atnight)

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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(via awake-atnight)

ami-angelwings:

nonexistentially:

*SHOTS FIRED*

A feminist just changed your crappy joke into a much better one.

(via godtechturninheads)

surprisebitch:

communistbakery:

surprisebitch:

communistbakery:

surprisebitch:

communistbakery:

when i see a hot boy

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no boy will fuck you, you’re gonna be forever

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WOW… do you want a

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woww that sounds soooo

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cut it out… i’ll give you to the count of

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go ahead, you wont be
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(via greetings)

dudebasicallyme:

whenever you refresh your dashboard and no one is posting:

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(via lonely-bunny-104)

It’s that time of year again!

(Source: ccarlymorgann, via twentyonebats)

electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

(Source: dualchainz, via legalwifi)